- For other uses of Kauderwelsch, see Kauderwelsch (disambiguation)
On the door of the tower was a plaque engraved with the words "Dr Kauderwelsch - Diseases of the Mind".
Behind that door and the smiling young face of Doktor Kauderwelsch was hidden a terrible secret, however. Obsessed with achieving immortality, the not-so-young Doktor Kauderwelsch had made the mistake of experimenting with lizard organisms, which began to take over her body - behind the false young visage was a horrible under-layer of scales. Desperate to escape this terrible fate, she built a creature of surgically-joined body-parts, the abominable Kauderwelsch Monster Conggo, into which she hoped to transplant her mind.
Her plans were ruined when the tower burned to the ground, with her and the Kauderwelsch Monster in it. However, her son, the so-called Doktor Welsch, managed to rescue his mother's brain from the smoking ruins and built a second Kauderwelsch Monster to house it.